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    Posted: 02 Feb 2008 at 15:32

A man goes to the doctor's....

"Doctor I have a strawberry growing out of my head!"

"Ahh", ponders the doctor, looking through his BNF.

 

".... I think I have some cream for that!" LOL

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The next patient thought he was a pair curtains ......
 
 
..... the doctor told him to pull himself together!
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A man goes to the Doctor's...

My husband thinks he's a lift!
 
Well tell him to come and see me, said the doctor.
 
I can't. He doesn't stop on this floor! Tongue
 
 
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Doctor there's a man at the door with a bill!
 
The doctor replies: Don't be daft!  That's a duck with a hat on!
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A man goes to the doctors.... Doctor says: "ah I havn't seen you in a while"
 
mans says:"I know, I've been ill!"
 
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Next one went to the doctors claiming he only had 60 seconds to live. . . . the doctor replies "take a seat i'll deal with you in a minute"
Trying to raise the standard of care in nursing homes across the country.
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Patient visits his doctor for his test results.

Doctor: Come in, sir. I'm afraid I have good news and bad news.

Patient: Oh well, give me the good news first.

Doctor: Very well, you have a month to live.

Patient: And that's the good news! What can be worse than that?

Doctor: I should have told you three weeks ago....

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Hi, everyone. Really funny ones here. So these type of areas can give recreation for us. Expecting few more funny posts. Thank you.
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hahaha! this is very funny. love it!
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hahahaha! gosh all of the jokes were funny. I totally love it.
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