A man goes to the doctor's...

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   Next one went to the doctors claiming he only had 60 seconds to live. . . . the doctor replies "take a seat i'll deal with you in a minute"

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jonny0000 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Newbie Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Status: Offline Points: 4	Post Options Post Reply Quote jonny0000 Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 16 Jul 2008 at 11:04
	Next one went to the doctors claiming he only had 60 seconds to live. . . . the doctor replies "take a seat i'll deal with you in a minute"
	Trying to raise the standard of care in nursing homes across the country.

gemzlane Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Newbie Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Status: Offline Points: 2	Post Options Post Reply Quote gemzlane Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 09 Apr 2008 at 00:46
	A man goes to the doctors.... Doctor says: "ah I havn't seen you in a while" mans says:"I know, I've been ill!" ------------------------------------------------------------------- Gemzlane has won a spot prize Chosen as the funniest post this week From JFN Admin - We know it's old but it still brought a smile Edited by JFN Admin - 19 Apr 2008 at 20:59

ibuchan1 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Newbie Joined: 22 Dec 2007 Location: UK Status: Offline Points: 4	Post Options Post Reply Quote ibuchan1 Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 22 Mar 2008 at 16:30
	Doctor there's a man at the door with a bill! The doctor replies: Don't be daft! That's a duck with a hat on!

MoJo Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Newbie Joined: 12 Dec 2007 Status: Offline Points: 17	Post Options Post Reply Quote MoJo Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 16 Mar 2008 at 19:09
	A man goes to the Doctor's... My husband thinks he's a lift! Well tell him to come and see me, said the doctor. I can't. He doesn't stop on this floor! ------------------------------------------------------------------- Mojo has won a spot prize Chosen as the funniest post this week From JFN Admin Edited by JFN Admin - 25 Mar 2008 at 10:02

Coffin Dodger Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Newbie Joined: 13 Nov 2007 Status: Offline Points: 14	Post Options Post Reply Quote Coffin Dodger Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 04 Feb 2008 at 06:21
	The next patient thought he was a pair curtains ...... ..... the doctor told him to pull himself together!

Janee Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Newbie Joined: 14 Dec 2007 Status: Offline Points: 9	Post Options Post Reply Quote Janee Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 02 Feb 2008 at 15:32
	A man goes to the doctor's.... "Doctor I have a strawberry growing out of my head!" "Ahh", ponders the doctor, looking through his BNF. ".... I think I have some cream for that!"