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Posted: 31 May 2017 at 07:32 |
Hahahaha, Hilarious!!
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doctor, I’ve got something wrong with my eyes. I keep seeing an insect spinning round my head.’ ‘Don’t worry, that’s just a bug going round.’
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‘Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a dog.’ ‘How long have you felt like this?’ ‘Ever since I was a puppy!’
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A man goes to the doctor and says: 'Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom.' The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him. The man asks: 'Is it serious, doctor?' and the doctor replies: 'I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.' A man left for work one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending all his wages. When he finally got home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife. After two hours, she stopped nagging and said: 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?' He replied: 'That would be fine with me.' Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Thursday, the swelling went down just enough for him to see her a little out of the corner of his left eye. |
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Doctor, doctor, can you cure my sleepwalking?’ ‘Try these.’ ‘Are they sleeping pills?’ ‘No. They’re tin tacks. Sprinkle them on the floor.’
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Doctor, doctor, have you got something for a headache?’ ‘Yes. Take this hammer and hit yourself on the head.’
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hahahaha! gosh all of the jokes were funny. I totally love it.
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hahaha! this is very funny. love it!
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Hi, everyone. Really funny ones here. So these type of areas can give recreation for us. Expecting few more funny posts. Thank you.
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Patient visits his doctor for his test results. Doctor: Come in, sir. I'm afraid I have good news and bad news. Patient: Oh well, give me the good news first. Doctor: Very well, you have a month to live. Patient: And that's the good news! What can be worse than that? Doctor: I should have told you three weeks ago.... Mark |
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