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Ritesh
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Posted: 10 Nov 2011 at 10:23 |
You Might Be a Nurse if...
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garsideamy12
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You know you're a nurse if...
You can only tell time with a 24 hour clock.
Almost everything can seem humorous ... eventually. When asked, "What color is the patient's diarrhea?", you show them your shoes. Every time you walk, you make a rattling noise because of all the scissors and clamps in your pockets. You can tell the pharmacist more about the medicines he is dispensing than he can. You carry "spare" meds in your pocket rather than wait for pharmacy to deliver. You refuse to watch ER because it's too much like the real thing and triggers "flash backs." You check the caller ID when the phone rings on your day off to see if someone from the hospital is trying to call to ask you to work. |
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Nurse Saying - "You Might Be a Nurse If..." *You can drink a pot of coffee and still go to sleep in the morning. |
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